This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them. Who’s the dirty one here?
-Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via albinwonderland) (Source: lunarynth, via albinwonderland)
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
Omg
(via dedicated-misfit)
(strums a G chord) pay attention to me and compliment me and love me but not too much so it’s not overbearing and make sure you’re always there to remind me every waking second that i’m not a complete piece of shit
(via mau5tard)
When We Cuddle,
I hope you dont mind if I,
- wrap my legs around yours
- lay my head above your heart
- run my hands through your hair
- play footsie with you
- put my hand on your tummy
- play with yours hands
- give you fishy kisses
- talk about my day
- sing you a song
- fall asleep in your arms
- sacrifice you to satan
awwwe (: the last one is the cutest.
Body modifications
- people: wow. You know your tattoos and earlobes are going to look gross when you're old and wrinkly
- me: you know what else looks gross when you're old?
- me: your entire fucking body
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
(via leeannthill)
I was standing in the bathroom with my 8-year-old niece and she saw me adjusting my top and said, completely serious and curious,
“Why do you want to look good?”
it took me aback for a moment.
“Sometimes because I want to. Sometimes because I feel like I should.”
“That’s silly. See, I have sap all over my hands?” she showed me her hands, “and see I don’t even care! Because it doesn’t matter. Sap happens.”
